It was supposed to be a roast of actor Rob Lowe, but then Ann Coulter showed up.
Comedy Central won’t be airing the Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe until Labor Day, but for rancid Trump supporter and conservative columnist Ann Coulter it will be a long wait.
Instead of focusing on riffing on Rob Lowe, the comedians on stage took turns burying Coulter over her hateful rhetoric directed at Latinos.
Saturday Night Live comedian Pete Davidson asked, “If you are here, Ann, who is scaring the crows away from our crops?”
And it only got worse from there.
Retired quarterback Peyton Manning, who is also a conservative and Papa John Schnatter’s bestest buddy, torched Coulter by unfairly comparing her to a horse. Of course, that’s just unfair to the horse.
“I’m not the only athlete up here,” Manning said. “As you know, earlier this year, Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby.”
The pile-on didn’t end there either.
Jeff Ross ripped Coulter a new one during his set.
“Ann Coulter wants to help Trump make America great again,” he began. “You can start by wearing a burka. You have a face that would make doves cry. That voice, it’s like fingernails on a chalkboard in an inner-city school you wanna defund. Ann’s against gay marriage. What’s your thinking on that? If I can’t get a husband they shouldn’t, either?”
Comedian Jimmy Carr went further than anyone. “Ann is one of the most repugnant, hateful, hatchet-face bitches alive,“ Carr said. “It’s not too late to change, Ann. You could kill yourself.”
“Not Safe” host Nikki Glaser said “Ann Coulter has written 11 books, 12 if you count Mein Kampf,” and added that, “The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave.”
Roast Master David Spade even got in some digs of his own. “She seems stiff and conservative, but Ann gets wild in the sheets. Just ask the Klan,” he said. “It looks like she’s having a good time. I haven’t seen her laugh this hard since Trayvon Martin got shot.”
Singer-songwriter Jewel drew applause with her Coulter slam.
“As a feminist I can’t support everything that’s been said tonight, but as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”
Obviously, Coulter was only there to promote her book, which she did by claiming that her appearance on stage had nothing to do with her book.
“I’m only here for all the love and respect I have for Rob Lowe and all of the talented performers tonight,” she said as the audience booed. “It has nothing to do with the book I published four days ago.”
To add further humiliation to Coulter’s evening her jokes fell flat which led to Rob Lowe to interrupt and deliver the line of the night.
“After seeing your set tonight, we’ve seen the first bombing you can’t blame on a Muslim,” he quipped.
Overall, it was a pretty embarrassing night for Coulter. As it turns out, Comedy Central may want to consider a new title for their special, because this certainly wasn’t the Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe. It was the Comedy Central Takedown of a Hateful Bigot Named Ann Coulter.
We’ll all now have to wait with anticipation for the video to come out on Monday, September 5th. Get your popcorn ready.